1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,170 (needle placed on record) 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,038 (dance music plays) 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,007 (rapid drumming) 4 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,043 (music continues) 5 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,547 -(drumbeat) -(fanfare) 6 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,750 FX presents Fosse/Verdon. 7 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:24,024 ["All That Jazz" playing] 8 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:31,065 * 9 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,238 [music stops] 10 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:59,760 - Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 11 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,362 Son of a bitch! 12 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,397 - It didn't mean anything. - Liar! 13 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,299 - Oh, listen to me. I--I-- 14 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,768 It's never gonna happen again. - Oh, shut up! 15 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:09,270 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 16 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,439 I--listen, I was drinking too much. 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:14,642 I was--I was working. - A chorus girl in my show? 18 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,244 - Hey, are you out of your mind? 19 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,945 I--it's over. 20 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,713 - Oh, that's not what she told the rest of the cast! 21 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,249 - Okay, okay, I-- - You... 22 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:25,319 - Hey, hey! - Are humiliating me! 23 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:26,987 [crashing] 24 00:01:31,159 --> 00:01:33,361 - You know I'm crazy about you? 25 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:44,372 - [weeping] 26 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:58,252 I was thinking, let's get married. 27 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,188 - Oh, stop it. 28 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,356 [dramatic music] 29 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,458 - I'm serious. - Oh, stop. 30 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,626 Stop it. Stop. 31 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,827 - I think we should get married. 32 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:08,262 - Bobby. - I want to have a baby. 33 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:13,701 - Bobby, sto--you don't-- - Gwyneth Evelyn Verdon. 34 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:17,037 Will you marry me? 35 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,173 - Bobby, look at us. 36 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,641 - Look at us. 37 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,944 - You're about to witness a story of greed... 38 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,145 - I can't live without you. I need you. 39 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:27,181 - Exploitation... 40 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,316 - I want to have a baby with you. 41 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,517 - Adultery... 42 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,151 - I want to be with you forever. 43 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,120 - And treachery. 44 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,555 - And I want to have a family with you. 45 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,957 - You don't know what you're talking about. 46 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,692 - But I do. 47 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:43,731 - All the things we hold near and dear to our hearts. 48 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,200 - I want to build a family. I want to make a baby with you. 49 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:49,503 I want to--I want to marry you. I love you. 50 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:51,138 Will you marry me? 51 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,542 * 52 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,844 Let's--let's make a family together. 53 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,313 * 54 00:02:59,347 --> 00:03:01,315 - [crying] - Let's have a baby. 55 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,916 ["All That Jazz" playing] 56 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:09,923 - * No, I'm no one's wife but oh I love my life * 57 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:16,764 * And all that 58 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,266 * Jazz 59 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:21,435 - Stop, stop, stop. 60 00:03:21,469 --> 00:03:24,605 Yeah, um, st--uh, do it again. 61 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,173 Take out the smiles. 62 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,941 - How long have you been in this business? 63 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,610 You know every production 64 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,612 takes out an insurance policy on the director, right? 65 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,581 It's standard procedure. - A million bucks? 66 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,182 That's not an insurance policy. That's a bet. 67 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,417 - Do you know what you sound like? 68 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:37,751 - They could have gotten rich off of me. 69 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,186 - I'll tell you what you sound like. 70 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,688 You sound like a paranoid schizophrenic. 71 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,256 - Now I gotta walk back in the rehearsal room 72 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,091 and pretend everybody there doesn't wish I was dead. 73 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:46,126 - * Come on babe why don't we paint the town * 74 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:50,197 * And all that jazz and all that jazz * 75 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,199 - Everybody put their life on hold for four months 76 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,934 to accommodate your sorry ass. 77 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,370 I heard Gwen gave loans to half that cast for you. 78 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,372 - She knew no other director would sign up to do a musical 79 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,374 with Gwen Verdon as an ingénue. 80 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:03,544 - * Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot * 81 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,212 * Just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl * 82 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,547 - Stop. Stop, Danny. 83 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:10,418 Um-- [clapping] 84 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,052 - Eat your sandwich. Why don't you eat? 85 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,621 - I don't have an appetite. 86 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:15,323 - I wish I could give you some of mine. 87 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:17,891 - Those doctors, they fucked me up. 88 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,927 They took away all my-- all my prescriptions. 89 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:21,629 - Yeah? I say God bless them. 90 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,964 - They didn't give me enough time to adjust. 91 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,399 I'm--I'm trying to stay calm. 92 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,234 I'm kind of--I'm getting a little, uh-- 93 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,838 My--my doctor told me I'm not supposed to get upset. 94 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:35,242 I'm getting a little upset 'cause if I have to hear you 95 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,512 sing this like it's a goddamn musical comedy again, 96 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:39,980 I'm gonna jump out a window. 97 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,320 I'm fucked up, do you understand? 98 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,155 I'm having a hard time. I can't eat. 99 00:04:48,188 --> 00:04:49,990 I can't think. I can't focus. 100 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,191 How am I supposed to direct a musical like that? 101 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,828 This is a--a show about killers. 102 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:57,097 It's about people who use people to get what they want. 103 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,466 And then they leave them for dead 104 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,201 and they pretend to the whole world like they're 105 00:05:01,234 --> 00:05:04,438 Christian martyrs-- like they're saints. 106 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:08,075 But guess what, folks? That's all smoke and mirrors. 107 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,345 You're murderers and you're liars. 108 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:13,280 That's who you are. 109 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,483 Dance like that. 110 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,055 Let's take it again from the amoeba, Danny. 111 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,592 Take out the swing. 112 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:38,238 - A-five, six, seven, eight. 113 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:43,176 - * Oh you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake * 114 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,379 - * And all that jazz - That's good. 115 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:50,217 - * Oh she's gonna shimmy till her garters break * 116 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,720 - * Ooh and all that jazz - Very nice. 117 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:56,824 - * Show her where to park her girdle * 118 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,827 * Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle * 119 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:03,230 - Darker, darker. Yeah, yeah. 120 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,331 Make it darker. 121 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:10,771 - * All that jazz 122 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:14,007 * Come on babe why don't we paint the town * 123 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,277 * And all that jazz - You like that, Gwen? 124 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:21,114 - * I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down * 125 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:22,583 - A-five, six, seven, eight. 126 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,853 ["Overture" from "Chicago" playing] 127 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:31,492 * 128 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:41,034 [instrumental rendition of "All I Care About" playing] 129 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:48,075 * 130 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,418 - [groans] 131 00:06:58,452 --> 00:07:05,459 * 132 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:21,308 [grunting] 133 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:27,147 * 134 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:29,182 [vocalizing] 135 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,918 * 136 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,953 [vocalizing] 137 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,321 * 138 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,356 [vocalizing] 139 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:39,827 - * Where'd you come from - * Mississippi 140 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:43,931 - * And your parents - * very wealthy 141 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:47,300 - * Where are they now - * Six feet under 142 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:49,136 * But she was granted one more start * 143 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,471 * The convent of The Sacred Heart * 144 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:55,175 - * When'd you get here - * 1920 145 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:59,146 - * How old were you - * Don't remember 146 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,883 - * Then what happened - * I met Amos 147 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,453 * And he stole my heart away, convinced me to elope one day * 148 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:10,323 - A convent girl, a runaway marriage! 149 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:13,861 It's too terrible, you poor, poor dear. 150 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:16,163 - Okay, hold. 151 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,330 Let's take it back from the beginning. 152 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,732 We'll just clean up everything. 153 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,033 We need to review that whole section. 154 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:21,301 Let's go all the way back, okay? 155 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,304 - I need a minute. 156 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,875 - We're gonna have to slow the number down. 157 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,043 - That's an up-tempo song, Bob. 158 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,912 - Well, the actress can't keep up, 159 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,514 so you're gonna have to slow it down. 160 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:35,515 Hey, I need you to do me a favor. 161 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,150 - What's that? 162 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,219 - Can you get me some Dexedrine? 163 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,356 You know what Dexedrine is? - Yeah. 164 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,659 - I just, uh--I can show you where to go, 165 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,928 who to talk to. - You know I can't do that. 166 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,196 - Sure you can. It's easy. 167 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,497 - I won't do it. 168 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,832 - What do you mean, you won't do it? 169 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,033 Why are you being so sanctimonious? 170 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,569 It doesn't suit you. 171 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:59,607 Is that a no? - That's a no. 172 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,609 - All right, I'll remember that. 173 00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,613 And don't tell anybody we talked about this, all right? 174 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:08,215 - The drugs or the song? 175 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,185 - Wise guy. 176 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,186 Okay? 177 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,255 - Ready? 178 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,926 - * Then describe it - * He came toward me 179 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:22,630 - * With a pistol - * From my bureau 180 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:26,299 - * Did you fight him - * Like a tiger 181 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,935 * He had strength and she had none * 182 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,237 * And yet we both reached for the gun * 183 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,206 * Oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both oh yes we both * 184 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,942 * Reached for - Hold, please. 185 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,212 Let's cut this whole thing. Let's cut it. 186 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,215 Let's cut the whole thing. - Why? 187 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,250 - 'Cause it's not working. 188 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,587 - I can do this. 189 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,222 - I-I don't want you to do it. 190 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,290 - I want to. 191 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,294 - Sandy, where--help me work this out. 192 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,298 - * Understandable understandable * 193 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:02,135 both: * Yes it's perfectly understandable * 194 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:06,273 * Comprehensible comprehensible * 195 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,909 * Not a bit reprehensible 196 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:12,579 - Uh, uh, it's terrific. 197 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,848 It's gonna be perfect. Keep going. 198 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,283 Can I bum this? 199 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:19,352 * 200 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,288 - * Oh yes oh yes oh yes 201 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,991 - Oh, this is heavy. 202 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,026 You're gonna be here. 203 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,328 Jerry, can I borrow you for a second? 204 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,362 Can you sit down? 205 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:34,835 Uh, you're gonna be a hand puppet. 206 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,036 Yeah? And your mouth-- 207 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,605 just your mouth moves. All right? 208 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,340 - * The gun the gun the gun 209 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,641 * Oh yes they both reached for the gun * 210 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,310 - That's great. - * For the gun 211 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,947 - Um, put your hand here. 212 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,049 - When do I sing? - The whole number. 213 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:53,486 Then you can move your mouth, um, like a ventriloquist dummy. 214 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,488 Great. 215 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,991 - * Oh yes they both oh yes they both reached for the gun * 216 00:10:58,025 --> 00:11:00,360 * The gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun * 217 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,361 * The gun the gun 218 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,031 - Beautiful. That's beautiful. 219 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,138 - I need you to do me a favor. 220 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,639 I can't work without the Dexedrine. 221 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,341 Go to your doctor. Tell him you're fatigued. 222 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,509 You want to lose some weight, you know. 223 00:11:16,543 --> 00:11:20,180 Paddy, it's like-- it's coffee for me. 224 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,381 It's not a--it's not a big deal. 225 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,216 - I'm not gonna score drugs for you, Bob. 226 00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:25,886 - It's not scoring drugs. It's--my cardiologist doesn't-- 227 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,588 - Shut up. Now you listen to me. 228 00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,924 You want to kill yourself, there's not a damn thing 229 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,692 I can do about it, but I'm not gonna be the one 230 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,161 who put the bullets in the chamber. 231 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,563 - That's a little dramatic. 232 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,165 - Well, I'm a dramatist, all right? 233 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,167 - Is that so? - And you're a lunatic. 234 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,601 - Bravo. - Yeah, what are you doing? 235 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,371 You're not supposed to smoke! - Hey, it's got-- 236 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,205 It's got a filter. What are you-- 237 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,207 What's the matter with you? 238 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,776 Are you kidding me? - I swear to God-- 239 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,377 Yeah, I swear it, if you die, 240 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,180 I'm gonna show up at your funeral and I'm gonna deliver 241 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,949 the worst fucking eulogy in the history of eulogies. 242 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,550 On my mother, it's not funny. 243 00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,186 Not one witty remark. 244 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,521 I'm gonna keep them there for three, four hours. 245 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:03,791 Not one humorous anecdote. 246 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:07,394 - If you die, if you go first, 247 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,062 I'm not gonna say a word at your funeral. 248 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,263 I'm just gonna do a tap dance. 249 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:16,804 - That sounds pretty nice. 250 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,306 - We are so proud of all of the girls 251 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:23,543 and Brandon who have worked so hard this term 252 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:26,213 to prepare tonight's recital for you. 253 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,281 And the program tonight, as you'll see, 254 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,649 is quite eclectic. 255 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,052 - We need to talk about the ending. 256 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,587 - Oh. 257 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:39,592 - It's falling flat. I can feel it every night. 258 00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:43,263 - Well, we're still fine. It's--you know, it's-- 259 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,265 We're in previews. That's what previews are for. 260 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,566 - We open in a week and a half. 261 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,837 - We'll--we'll--we'll keep working it, okay? 262 00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:53,240 [applause] 263 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,243 - The audience isn't satisfied. 264 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,913 Roxie needs a big final number. 265 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,748 - You mean you need a big final number. 266 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,917 - To show that she's changed. 267 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,853 - Yeah, but she hasn't changed. That's the point. 268 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,921 - Hey. 269 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:10,824 [Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata"] 270 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:14,494 - Look, I've stood by you on every decision that you've made 271 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,264 in this show, but I have to tell you what people 272 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,867 are saying about you. - Who? 273 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,135 Freddy? - No, the whole company. 274 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,170 - What are you talking about? 275 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,671 - They think you've ruined the show. 276 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,207 You've taken out all the joy. All the fun. 277 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,977 All the humor. - That's horse shit. 278 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,979 That's a bunch of horse shit. I saved it. 279 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,480 I fixed the show. 280 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,349 Made it mean something instead of all this razzmatazz 281 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:37,650 flash bullshit. - I know. 282 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,319 I'm on your side here. I'm on your side. 283 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,688 But I just think with a proper ending... 284 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,957 - She's great. - Yeah, I know. 285 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,492 - It's already too long as it is. 286 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,861 - Well, then cut it from somewhere else. 287 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:51,198 - What, Chita's song? - Look, I-- 288 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,300 Did I say that? 289 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,869 - Can we watch the show, please? 290 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,305 * 291 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,807 - Why don't you ask Chita what she thinks of the ending? 292 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,211 - What are you talk--she's never said anything to me. 293 00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,578 - No, because they're all scared of you so they don't 294 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,080 come up to you. 295 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,515 Instead they come to me and they complain. 296 00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,884 - Oh. 297 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,186 - Oh, why don't you just admit the reason that you won't 298 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,089 give me the number is because you don't think I can carry it? 299 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,691 - Oh, for Christ sakes, are you kidding me? 300 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,493 - You don't think I can do it. 301 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,562 - If I thought that, I would say it. 302 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,231 - [shushes] 303 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:29,069 * 304 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:32,205 - [sighs] 305 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,208 * 306 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:37,177 All right, fine, I'll tell Freddy and John 307 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,745 to write a new number for the ending, 308 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,347 but no sappy numbers. Balance. 309 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,783 - Oh, thank God. 310 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:46,219 * 311 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,220 - Hi. - Hey. 312 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,621 - Hello. - Hey. 313 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,223 - I'm so sorry I missed you, sweetheart. 314 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,959 They called us for rehearsal at the last minute. 315 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,261 - Oh, please. Don't worry about it. 316 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,728 She was wonderful. 317 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:58,265 - Of course. I'm sick that I wasn't there. 318 00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,200 - Star of the show. 319 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,801 You were. - Come on in. 320 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,270 Here. 321 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,604 - Is there any food? I'm starving. 322 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,040 - Yes. Chinese just got here, 323 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,475 with extra sesame chicken. 324 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,477 - Can I have a little kiss before I go? 325 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:15,082 I love you and I'm so proud of you. 326 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,651 - Next stop, New York City Ballet. 327 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,490 - Please don't say things like that to her. 328 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,092 It isn't nice. 329 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,960 - Why? 330 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,529 - I don't want her to get her hopes up. 331 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,099 Sorry. - Oh, no. 332 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,667 Um, where's Bob? 333 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,805 - He had to go, uh, finish some work at the studio, he said. 334 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,340 [clears throat] 335 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,443 - Are you sure I can't get you a glass of water or... 336 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,480 - People don't like me, do they? 337 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:52,285 - What are you talking about? Everyone worships you. 338 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:55,455 - They don't think I'm a nice guy. 339 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,458 - You're the nicest choreographer in the business. 340 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,428 You don't call names. You don't raise your voice. 341 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,696 - That's not a very high bar, is it? 342 00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,198 - How's the show going? 343 00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,300 - Oh, uh, it's-- it's--it's fine, yeah. 344 00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:09,436 - If you don't win the Tony for that this year, 345 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,871 it will be a crime. - Oh. 346 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,307 Well, it's a tough category this season, 347 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:17,477 but next year you'll have a lock on it, I'm sure. 348 00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,214 - Oh, I'm just trying to get to opening night. 349 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,650 - And you just got something-- something great. 350 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:26,319 - Yes, he's going to be in Neil's new play. 351 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:29,322 - Oh, that's right. That's--congratulations. 352 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,790 That's just--that's terrific. 353 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,292 - Thanks, yeah. I'm understudying. 354 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,227 - Oh, don't pooh-pooh it like that. 355 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,330 It's a tremendous opportunity. - I'm not pooh-poohing it. 356 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:38,365 I'm just... 357 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:42,001 Just stating the facts. 358 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,304 - A lot of people think I ruined the show. 359 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,873 You don't think I made it too dark--too, uh-- 360 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:50,009 too mean or anything? - I think it's brilliant. 361 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,145 All the dancers do, I mean... 362 00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:57,317 I mean, I've heard some people say that maybe the ending-- 363 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,918 maybe it's not the right song there. 364 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,587 - Mmm. 365 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,255 What do you think it should be? 366 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,024 Something for Roxie, maybe? - Yeah. 367 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,493 - Yeah? - That'd be great. 368 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,861 It sounds perfect. 369 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,668 Am I fired? 370 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,736 Is that why you're here? 371 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,238 - What? No, no. 372 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,240 Are you kidding? 373 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,275 You're one of the best dancers that we have. 374 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,244 - Really? - Yeah. 375 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,713 - Okay, well, I don't imagine Bob will be too late. 376 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,248 - No, no, I wouldn't think so. 377 00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,617 - So, um... - Yeah. 378 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:34,387 - Shall we? - Yeah. 379 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,356 - Have fun tonight. - All right. 380 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,125 - Okay. - Good to see you. 381 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,226 - Good night. 382 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,260 [door opening] 383 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,696 [door closing] 384 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,299 - I, uh--I came over 'cause I need you to do me a favor. 385 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,271 Do you know what Dexies are? - The pills? 386 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,141 - Yeah, Dexedrine. I need you to get me some. 387 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,044 - Oh, I don't really think I know anyone that-- 388 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,247 - Oh, I can send you to the right doctor. 389 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,981 - You don't think you should get it? 390 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:05,252 - Ah, he--he doesn't want to give me any, 391 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,154 which isn't very nice of him, is it? 392 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,256 - Well, if he doesn't want to give them to you... 393 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,259 - I--I need them to work. 394 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,362 And I really need them. 395 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,631 I'd owe you one. 396 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,668 - Okay. 397 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,636 - [sighs] Thanks, sweetheart. 398 00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,940 - It's getting late. 399 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,410 - It is. 400 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,779 I'm not tired. Are you tired? 401 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:35,615 Do you wanna have a--like, a nightcap or something? 402 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,287 Maybe you could show me the rest of your place. 403 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:45,024 ["Nowadays" playing on piano] 404 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,761 - * Joy everywhere 405 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:54,100 * Nowadays 406 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:59,339 * You can like the life you're living * 407 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:04,143 * You can live the life you like * 408 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:10,650 * You can even marry Harry 409 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:15,355 * But mess around with Ike 410 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,190 - [laughs] 411 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:21,328 - * And that's good isn't it grand * 412 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:26,566 * Isn't it great isn't it swell * 413 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:31,238 * Isn't it fun Isn't it * 414 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:36,209 * But nothing stays 415 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:41,214 * In 50 years or so 416 00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:46,353 * It's gonna change you know 417 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:51,157 * But oh it's Heaven 418 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:58,164 * Nowadays 419 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,368 * 420 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,537 - Well, finally. 421 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,106 We've got a closing fucking number. 422 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:10,743 - [laughs] 423 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,947 [all laughing] 424 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:16,182 Thank you. 425 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,851 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 426 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,254 [all laughing] 427 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,422 Thank you. Thank you. 428 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,990 [laughs] 429 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,826 Oh. 430 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,568 - Let's hear it again. 431 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,805 Let's hear it again from the top. 432 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,075 - Oh, well, do you like it or not? 433 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,244 - I want to hear it again. 434 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:51,318 Danny? - I want this song, Bob. 435 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,286 - From the top, please. 436 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,824 - [clears throat] 437 00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,304 [piano playing] 438 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:14,240 * 439 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:19,512 * It's good isn't it grand * 440 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,280 * Isn't it great 441 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,450 - Volume, please. I can't--I can't hear you. 442 00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:26,653 * 443 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,921 * Fun isn't it 444 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,090 [clears throat] 445 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,325 - Keep going. 446 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,194 - * Nowadays 447 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:37,129 [clears throat] 448 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:43,636 * There's men everywhere, jazz everywhere * 449 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:50,009 * Booze everywhere, life everywhere * 450 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,178 * Joy everywhere 451 00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,647 - Okay, got it. Got it. 452 00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:08,628 Yeah. No, it's a good song. 453 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,864 Um, let's do it again. 454 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:16,836 This time, let's have Gwen and Chita switch out verses. 455 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:19,205 Gwen, you take the first one, Chita, you take the next. 456 00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:22,174 And then do the last section together. 457 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:25,211 - Bobby, th--this is Roxie's song. 458 00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:27,747 I mean, it's Gwen's song. 459 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,382 - Yeah, I think we should hear you do it together. 460 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:31,918 Danny? 461 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,220 - We wrote the song for Roxie, Bobby. 462 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,322 It--it's her show and she's earned the right to finish it. 463 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,759 - No, actually, John, it's not her show. 464 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,061 It's their show. 465 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,763 Uh, it's a good song. Could be a good ending. 466 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:46,232 - Just give her the song, Bobby. 467 00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:48,401 - I'd really like to listen to you do it together. 468 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:50,737 Velma and Roxie. 469 00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:53,205 Let's see if it works. - This is ridiculous. 470 00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,174 - It'll work, Bob. 471 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,778 We're just saying it's not what we wrote. 472 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:02,214 - And I'm saying it'd be better for the show 473 00:23:02,248 --> 00:23:03,450 if the two of you-- - Better for the show? 474 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,352 Oh. 475 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,755 Oh, really? 476 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:10,790 [chuckles] 477 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,225 Better for the show, huh? 478 00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:15,428 Is that really what you think? 479 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:18,598 - Yeah. 480 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,000 - I'll tell you what would have been better for the show. 481 00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:27,239 Opening four months ago with a director who wasn't hell-bent 482 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:31,377 on turning it into two hours of misery for the audience. 483 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,245 - Hey, I didn't ask to do this show. 484 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,114 - Oh, no, no, no. Of course not. 485 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,484 No, no, this is all one big favor you're doing for us. 486 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,151 For all of us. Just a big favor. 487 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:40,653 - Danny, can we take it from the top? 488 00:23:40,687 --> 00:23:43,656 - Just like my saving your life was a favor. 489 00:23:43,690 --> 00:23:46,392 And not letting them replace you was a favor. 490 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,727 - Danny-- 491 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,262 - And not losing a single cast member. 492 00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:52,231 And then there's the biggest favor of all, 493 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,835 which is your entire fucking career. 494 00:23:55,868 --> 00:24:01,440 I could have said no when Hal wanted you for "Damn Yankees." 495 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:06,579 And I could have said no when you wanted to direct "Redhead." 496 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:13,586 I could have let you stay a failed bald dancer. 497 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,322 A wannabe Fred Astaire. 498 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,327 But I picked you up on my back. 499 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,263 And I carried you. 500 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:28,801 Through "Charity." Through "Cabaret." 501 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,539 I've been carrying you the whole goddamn time, 502 00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:36,175 and you have never forgiven me for it. 503 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:42,014 But you know damn well if I get this song, it'll be my show 504 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,616 and not yours, and you can't stand 505 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,051 the thought of it, can you? 506 00:24:47,219 --> 00:24:53,526 You just can't stand the fact that I'm the star, not you. 507 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,339 - Well, I can see you're taking this very personally, Gwen. 508 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,242 But the fact of the matter is 509 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:13,345 it really might be better as a duet. 510 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:17,884 We can't know that until we, uh, give it a try. 511 00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:22,221 I say we give it a listen, see how it feels. 512 00:25:22,254 --> 00:25:24,356 Danny? 513 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,866 - One call from me and you're gone from the show. 514 00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:36,302 You're gone. 515 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:44,376 Gone. One call. 516 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:46,679 [orchestra playing "Nowadays"] 517 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:49,281 [applause] 518 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:53,219 * 519 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:56,455 - Ladies and Gentlemen, the Vickers Theatre-- 520 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:59,959 Chicago's finest home of family entertainment-- 521 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,028 is proud to announce a first. 522 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:05,965 The first time anywhere there's been an act of this nature. 523 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:08,735 Not only one little lady, but two. 524 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,402 You've read about them in the papers, 525 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:15,241 and now here they are, Chicago's own killer dillers, 526 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,376 those two scintillating sinners, 527 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,212 Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly! 528 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,649 [applause] 529 00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:28,254 both: * You can like the life you're living * 530 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:33,826 * You can live the life you like * 531 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:40,066 * You can even marry Harry 532 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:46,438 * But mess around with Ike 533 00:26:46,472 --> 00:26:50,076 * Whoa, whoa 534 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,278 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 535 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:55,581 * Whoa, whoa 536 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,316 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 537 00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:00,186 * Whoa, whoa 538 00:27:00,219 --> 00:27:02,789 * Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa * 539 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:09,829 * 540 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:17,870 * And that's good isn't it grand * 541 00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,372 * Isn't it great 542 00:27:20,406 --> 00:27:23,509 * Isn't it swell 543 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:28,280 * Isn't it fun isn't it * 544 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:33,720 * But nothing stays 545 00:27:33,753 --> 00:27:39,158 * In 50 years or so 546 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:44,196 * It's gonna change you know - [laughs] 547 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:49,235 both: * But oh it's Heaven 548 00:27:49,268 --> 00:27:54,841 * Nowadays 549 00:27:54,874 --> 00:27:57,176 * 550 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:00,212 [cheers and applause] 551 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,159 - Come on, tell me the truth. 552 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,527 You wrote half of those monologues, didn't you? 553 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:17,029 - And Herbie wrote the other half, right? 554 00:28:17,063 --> 00:28:18,597 - I have no idea what you're talking about. 555 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,900 - Oh, stinker. - Bobby wrote the whole thing. 556 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,234 - Come on, oh, right. 557 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,535 You just helped with the typing? 558 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:25,437 - Herbie and I, we just-- we fixed a couple 559 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,206 of grammatical errors, that's all. 560 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:28,775 - I had the ideas. 561 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,277 All they did was, uh, figure out the, uh, words. 562 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:32,611 - Yes, they call that writing, Bob. 563 00:28:32,644 --> 00:28:34,280 [all laughing] 564 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,715 - Well, they might as well give you two all of the Tonys now 565 00:28:36,749 --> 00:28:39,018 and just get it over with. - Stop it. 566 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,452 - Tell your friend Michael Bennett that. 567 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,188 - [laughs] - Sweetheart. 568 00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,191 [Jose Feliciano's "Goin' To Chicago Blues"] 569 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:52,231 * 570 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:14,954 - I finished giving him the whole spiel, right? 571 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,056 "Hey, this is Gwen Verdon's personal charity. 572 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,958 "The school really needs philanthropist support 573 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,827 like yours to help these kids." 574 00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,428 He looks at me, he says, 575 00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,130 "How much do you think I should give?" 576 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:27,166 - And meanwhile I told Ron that if we got a thousand 577 00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,135 from this tightwad, I'd be thrilled. 578 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:30,903 - So I'm looking at him, I'm thinking about all 579 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,772 the department stores he's got, and I hear myself say, 580 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:35,507 "I think a million dollars would be a good start." 581 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:36,976 - He gave a thousand. 582 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,510 - He thought he got such a deal! 583 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:40,312 [all laughing] 584 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,413 - Well played, guys. Well played. 585 00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,249 - The "Times" is out. 586 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,617 * 587 00:29:45,651 --> 00:29:46,785 It's good for you. 588 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,956 * 589 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:52,091 - I got you wontons. 590 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,525 * 591 00:29:53,559 --> 00:29:57,463 - Why is he showing her the papers and--and not me? 592 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:59,265 - Have you eaten anything? 593 00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,167 - Have you seen them yet? 594 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,303 - Just, will you please eat something? 595 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:05,704 - I'm not--I'm not hungry. 596 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,875 * 597 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,853 [stammering] 598 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,956 How bad is it? - Oh, they like Gwen. 599 00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:28,160 I mean, he likes Chita. - What about the show? 600 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:30,396 What does the--what do they say about the show? 601 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,530 - You know. 602 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:35,634 Bobby, forget about it. 603 00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,736 You don't--he's an idiot. What does he fucking know? 604 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:39,138 You know? 605 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:41,140 It's gonna be a big hit no matter what. 606 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,374 Bob. 607 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:45,377 [tense music] 608 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:52,418 * 609 00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,511 - You really shouldn't be drinking. 610 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,248 * 611 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,216 - Thanks. 612 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,284 Thanks for the tip. 613 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:32,324 * 614 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:48,707 - You are humiliating me! 615 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,577 - No, I want to build a family. I want to make a baby with you. 616 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,579 I want to--I want to marry you. I love you. 617 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,081 - * Whatever Lola wants 618 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:56,215 - Oh, my goodness. 619 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,149 - * Lola gets 620 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,150 - That's very good. 621 00:31:58,184 --> 00:31:59,818 [laughs] 622 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,620 - Ah, that was the one that did it for me. 623 00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,256 When I saw you in that show, talk about a triple threat. 624 00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:06,258 - Oh, thank you. You're too kind. 625 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:08,327 - And I'm a tough audience. I see everything. 626 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,096 You're not my first client in entertainment. 627 00:32:10,129 --> 00:32:11,430 - Yeah. 628 00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:14,233 - Obviously I can't name names, but, uh-- 629 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:17,069 And Mr. Foss? - Fosse. 630 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:20,006 - Mr. Fosse, thank you. Are you also in show business? 631 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,508 - Bobby's a director and choreographer. 632 00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,144 We just did "Redhead" together. - Oh, my God. 633 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:27,179 You were wonderful in that. So great. 634 00:32:27,213 --> 00:32:28,514 - Oh, well, it was a wonderful production. 635 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,615 Thank you. - I'm a dancer, too. 636 00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,317 And I'm an actor. 637 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:34,186 I was in a show called "Pal Joey" at the City Center. 638 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,322 - I saw that, yes. Yes. 639 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:37,423 You were very good. Thanks. 640 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,025 - Yeah. - Yeah. 641 00:32:39,058 --> 00:32:41,693 - Well, looking at your test results, 642 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:44,663 I can certainly see why you've been having trouble conceiving. 643 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:48,334 - Yes, I know I'm a few years older than your typical mother. 644 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:51,837 - Actually, your numbers look pretty good, Miss Verdon. 645 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:55,641 The--the problem seems to be Mr. Fosse. 646 00:32:55,674 --> 00:33:00,879 The sperm motility is not quite where we'd like to see it. 647 00:33:00,912 --> 00:33:03,349 - Um, what does, uh-- what does that mean? 648 00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:06,518 - It means your sperm are not very strong swimmers. 649 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,287 No reason to give up hope, though. 650 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:10,856 The fact that you two have already been successful once 651 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:12,991 is a good sign. 652 00:33:16,895 --> 00:33:20,332 You--your--your son, uh, James. 653 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,334 - Uh, Jimmy's from a previous marriage. 654 00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,236 - Oh, I'm sorry. 655 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,338 I-- - No, not at all. 656 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:29,675 - Still, there are a number of procedures we can try, 657 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:34,980 ways to offset Mr. Fosse's, uh, issue. 658 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:37,916 I would recommend we begin by getting 659 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:42,221 an hysterosalpingogram, which is just a fancy word 660 00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:44,590 for an x-ray of your reproductive tract. 661 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:48,060 We open the cervix and inject a contrast dye 662 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:50,262 into the uterine cavity which will then fill 663 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:52,164 the fallopian tubes and the pelvis. 664 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:55,067 If everything looks good, we'll start you on regular 665 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:58,237 injections of Menotropin, which we use to stimulate 666 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,239 ovarian follicles. 667 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:03,775 I have to warn you that the procedure can be quite painful, 668 00:34:03,809 --> 00:34:08,380 Miss Verdon, but we've had remarkable success with it. 669 00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,250 - Wonderful. 670 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:14,920 And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bob Fosse... 671 00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,355 [drumroll] 672 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,558 And Miss Gwen Verdon... 673 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:23,229 In the act of creation. 674 00:34:23,262 --> 00:34:25,264 [drumroll continues] 675 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:28,234 Notice how the smiles never leave their faces. 676 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:30,302 * 677 00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:33,272 [cymbals crashing] 678 00:34:39,145 --> 00:34:40,646 Bobby. - Huh? 679 00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:45,184 - I got my period. 680 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:49,521 I'm sorry. 681 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:55,727 - It's okay. Hey. 682 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:57,463 It's okay. 683 00:35:04,836 --> 00:35:07,239 - And now, ladies and gentlemen, 684 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,508 the hoodwink. 685 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,612 - I've gotta tell you, when I saw your name 686 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,447 on the form, Miss Verdon, I was sure someone 687 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,516 at the office was playing a prank on me. 688 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,451 But it really is you. 689 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:21,253 - Oh, it really is me. 690 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,322 ["Razzle Dazzle" playing] 691 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:25,257 - Well, I generally like to start these interviews 692 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,326 with the prospective adoptive mother. 693 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,696 Miss Verdon, you obviously have a very successful career. 694 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:32,498 How would you make time to care for a baby? 695 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:34,132 Well... 696 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:38,136 * Give 'em the old razzle dazzle * 697 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,540 * Razzle dazzle 'em 698 00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:43,275 I don't plan to work for the first... 699 00:35:43,309 --> 00:35:46,712 * Give them an act with lots of flash in it * 700 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:50,549 * And the reaction will be passionate * 701 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,384 Most mothers aren't as fortunate as I am. 702 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,119 They have no choice but to... 703 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:58,724 * Hocus pocus bead and feather 'em * 704 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,459 Since it's not only about... 705 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:05,964 * How can they see with sequins in their eyes * 706 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:09,067 I'm sorry, I just get a little emotional when I think 707 00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:10,336 about that beautiful little baby. 708 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:11,670 - Not at all. 709 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,740 - * All are rusting what if in fact * 710 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:17,343 * You're just disgusting 711 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:24,182 * Razzle dazzle 'em and they'll never catch wise * 712 00:36:24,216 --> 00:36:25,851 * 713 00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:28,019 - What a view. My gosh. 714 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:30,722 - It's a great location for me, working in the theater. 715 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,658 We're lucky enough to live just a short train ride 716 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,192 from the heart of Broadway. 717 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:39,164 - * Give 'em the old razzle dazzle * 718 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,400 * Razzle dazzle 'em 719 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,235 * 720 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:47,172 * Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous * 721 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:51,777 * Row after row will grow vociferous * 722 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:56,548 * Give 'em the old flim flam flummox * 723 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:58,550 * Fool and fracture 'em 724 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,352 * 725 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:05,223 * How can they hear the truth above the roar * 726 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:08,894 - Good size room. - Yeah, plenty of space. 727 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:13,131 - * Throw 'em a fake and a finagle * 728 00:37:13,164 --> 00:37:17,403 * They'll never know you're just a bagel * 729 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:19,305 * Razzle dazzle 'em 730 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,107 This is my favorite room in the whole house. 731 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,142 * Razzle dazzle 'em 732 00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,478 * 733 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:28,113 * Razzle dazzle 'em 734 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:34,586 * And they'll make you a star 735 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:38,256 * 736 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,659 Yes, no, thank you for letting us know. 737 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:44,730 No, we understand. 738 00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,131 Yes, we are, too. 739 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:47,799 I will. Thank you. 740 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,368 Thank you. Bye-bye. 741 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,672 [phone receiver clicks] Oh. 742 00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:57,309 There's a baby due in June. 743 00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,878 In Rochester. 744 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:04,816 - Rochester? Well-- 745 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:08,320 [tender music] 746 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,122 - A baby. 747 00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:12,624 Our baby. 748 00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,826 * 749 00:38:14,860 --> 00:38:19,130 [both laughing] 750 00:38:19,164 --> 00:38:24,135 * 751 00:38:24,169 --> 00:38:25,437 - Let's go out and celebrate. 752 00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,305 * 753 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,140 - Why don't we stay in? 754 00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:30,542 - Yeah? - Yeah. 755 00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:37,583 * 756 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,508 [door opening] 757 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,209 - Hey, uh, got a minute? 758 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:05,744 - Oh, well, you know, people generally wait 759 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,414 for a response after they knock on a door. 760 00:39:08,447 --> 00:39:09,415 - Oh, right, yeah. Uh-- 761 00:39:09,448 --> 00:39:10,416 - God. [knocking] 762 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,350 - Can I come in? 763 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:13,852 - Well, no, you cannot because you are already in, 764 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,422 which is my point. - Well, uh, I-I'll go out. 765 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:17,723 I'll just, uh, try again. 766 00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:20,225 We'll do a whole routine out of it. 767 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:22,327 - Did you talk to Joe? How are last week's receipts? 768 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,696 - Uh, strong enough to keep us open. 769 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:28,767 I caught the second act. [door closing] 770 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,736 Kids need a brush up. Numbers are getting sloppy. 771 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,037 - I know. 772 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:34,005 I've been saying the same thing. 773 00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:35,441 - Hey, uh... 774 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:40,178 I couldn't tell, but are you having some trouble 775 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:42,848 on the high notes? - No, I have a cold. 776 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:44,583 - Oh. - I just need a few days. 777 00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:51,557 - I've actually been reading the performance reports. 778 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,592 Phil says it's been, uh-- it's been a problem 779 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,961 for the last week. You been a little off? 780 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:57,496 - Oh, shit. 781 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,266 It's stupid. 782 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:06,638 When the confetti canon fired last Thursday, 783 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:09,074 I swallowed some of it. 784 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:12,444 - What does that mean? Who-- 785 00:40:12,478 --> 00:40:15,113 - I-I went to the doctor and apparently there 786 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:18,450 are blisters on my vocal cords. 787 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:20,285 He recommended surgery, which obviously is not 788 00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:23,589 going to happen. 789 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,423 - Jesus, Gwen, well, if you don't get the surgery, 790 00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:27,092 what ha--what happens? 791 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,762 - I don't--well, if I get the surgery, 792 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:32,664 I'm out of the show for six weeks at least. 793 00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:34,600 That's the best case scenario. 794 00:40:34,633 --> 00:40:37,335 Imagine what would happen to the ticket sales then. 795 00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:41,106 - No, we'll figure that out. I'll figure that out. 796 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,608 You gotta worry about your voice, Gwen. 797 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:44,610 - What I'm worried about is the show. 798 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:47,278 If we can stay open for a year, then we recoup. 799 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:49,648 And if we recoup, then we can put together a tour. 800 00:40:49,681 --> 00:40:51,316 And then Nicole-- - All right, listen to me. 801 00:40:51,349 --> 00:40:53,184 Listen to me. I know, I know. 802 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:57,756 The show's gonna stay open. 803 00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,091 You're gonna take care of yourself. 804 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,193 You're gonna get the surgery. 805 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,095 You're gonna recover, you're gonna come back, 806 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:06,464 and you're gonna sing this part for a long, long time. 807 00:41:06,498 --> 00:41:09,467 [soft music] 808 00:41:09,501 --> 00:41:11,136 * 809 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:14,172 And, if you don't get the surgery, 810 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,341 you're fired. - Hmm. 811 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:21,279 * 812 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,781 [door closes] 813 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:29,821 * 814 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:57,048 Bobby. - Hey. 815 00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:58,717 What? 816 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,552 - This, you said that you would put that together yesterday. 817 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,153 - I'm--I'm so close. I'm working. 818 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:03,822 I'm trying to work something out here. 819 00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:06,558 I just need--can I do it later? 820 00:42:06,592 --> 00:42:08,560 - Yeah, but in the meantime, somebody's liable to fall 821 00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:10,261 and trip and hit their whatchamacallit. 822 00:42:10,295 --> 00:42:12,097 - I can't--I can't figure out the-- 823 00:42:12,130 --> 00:42:14,332 - I don't feel ve-- 824 00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,167 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 825 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,235 Hey, hey, what's wrong? 826 00:42:17,268 --> 00:42:18,837 - Oh. - What's wrong? 827 00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,238 - I don't--I don't-- - What's wrong? 828 00:42:20,271 --> 00:42:21,873 - I-I got hot. - Are you okay? 829 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,742 - Well, the good news is almost every test 830 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:25,243 has come back negative. 831 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:29,247 Now, there is one test which has positive results. 832 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,684 You're pregnant. 833 00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:34,285 - Oh, what? - What? 834 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:35,621 What? - [laughing] 835 00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:38,123 - Are you sure? - Couldn't be clearer. 836 00:42:38,156 --> 00:42:39,124 Congratulations. 837 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:41,927 - [laughing] 838 00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:45,263 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 839 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,565 Hey. - Hey, Bobby. 840 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:50,068 - What's the score? - The Mets are down by two. 841 00:42:50,101 --> 00:42:52,370 - Ah. What else is new? 842 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:55,206 Is Gwen still here? - I haven't seen her leave. 843 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:58,243 [TV playing] 844 00:42:58,276 --> 00:43:00,045 - Hey. - Oh, hey. 845 00:43:00,078 --> 00:43:02,147 - Hey. - Did you watch? 846 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,215 - Uh, if I don't have notes, I didn't watch. 847 00:43:04,249 --> 00:43:05,550 - There was one adjustment Sandy gave me last week 848 00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,218 I wanted to ask you about. 849 00:43:07,252 --> 00:43:09,821 - Oh, it's gonna have to--to be another time, okay? 850 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:11,389 Okay. 851 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,458 Hey. - Did you watch? 852 00:43:13,491 --> 00:43:14,960 - No. 853 00:43:14,993 --> 00:43:16,161 Rest your voice. Don't talk. 854 00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:18,764 Just listen. I think I got it figured out. 855 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,233 Liza's got some time off, 856 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,904 and she'd be honored to go on for you while you recover. 857 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,839 - Liza? - Rest your voice. 858 00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:30,141 We all agreed, John, Freddy, Joe, Bobby. 859 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:33,144 No publicity around her being in the show. 860 00:43:33,178 --> 00:43:36,281 No--no press release, no advertising. 861 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,183 It's your show. 862 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:40,418 It'll be your show when you get back. 863 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,253 Okay? 864 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:45,156 That sound okay? 865 00:43:45,190 --> 00:43:46,925 Just rest. 866 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:49,360 [tender music] 867 00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:51,196 Okay? - Okay. 868 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:55,967 * 869 00:44:07,512 --> 00:44:10,148 - I put in honey and lemon. 870 00:44:10,181 --> 00:44:11,750 Sip slowly. 871 00:44:14,219 --> 00:44:18,423 And just clink the spoon twice when you want anything. 872 00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:26,531 - [laughing] - Perfect. 873 00:44:26,564 --> 00:44:28,900 Nicole, you need to leave! 874 00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:30,135 Bonnie's gonna be waiting downstairs. 875 00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,903 - Bonnie can wait! 876 00:44:31,937 --> 00:44:34,205 - Didn't you say she told you if you're late again 877 00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:35,373 she's not waiting? 878 00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:37,575 - Well, then I'll get the bus by myself. 879 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,377 [spoon clinking] 880 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,315 I'm so sorry, Ron. Thank you for reminding me. 881 00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:46,017 I'm heading down now. [phone rings] 882 00:44:46,051 --> 00:44:49,254 Feel better. 883 00:44:49,287 --> 00:44:52,357 - Hello? 884 00:44:52,390 --> 00:44:54,225 [door closes] Yeah, she's good. 885 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:56,494 She stopped taking the pain meds yesterday. 886 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,563 Yeah, she's still on vocal rest so she-- 887 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:03,301 Okay, sure. 888 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:08,373 It's Bob. 889 00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:14,445 He swears you just have to listen. 890 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:17,248 Here. 891 00:45:17,282 --> 00:45:18,549 I got it. 892 00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:30,395 - Hey. Um, look, I got some news. 893 00:45:30,428 --> 00:45:34,632 The--the "Times," they--they-- they found out about Liza. 894 00:45:34,665 --> 00:45:36,935 They wanted to come back, review the show again. 895 00:45:36,968 --> 00:45:39,104 I tried to keep them out. 896 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:41,239 I fought tooth and nail, Gwen. 897 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,208 They were just gonna buy tickets anyway. 898 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:45,610 So... 899 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:48,980 Good news is they loved it. 900 00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:52,150 Clive Barnes says it's actually seeing it again. 901 00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:53,985 He, uh--he changed his mind. 902 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:56,154 He thinks it's a great show. 903 00:45:56,187 --> 00:45:57,823 He says a lot of nice things about you. 904 00:45:57,856 --> 00:46:00,425 How terrific you are. 905 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:04,295 He just says Liza, she's, uh, you know--she's different. 906 00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:10,268 I talked to the box office and, after that review, 907 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:12,670 there was a line down the block starting at 6:00 908 00:46:12,703 --> 00:46:14,272 to buy tickets. 909 00:46:19,811 --> 00:46:22,313 That's good news, Gwen. 910 00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:24,315 For the show, you know? 911 00:46:29,187 --> 00:46:31,456 - [stammers] 912 00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:35,760 [hoarsely] Good news for-- 913 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,763 for you, 914 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,166 you mean. - Gwen. 915 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:44,970 - This is what you always wanted, isn't it? 916 00:46:45,003 --> 00:46:48,139 A hot young star. - Gwen, 917 00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:51,142 you're gonna hurt yourself. - Okay, that's not true. 918 00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:54,145 - Did you change the steps for her? 919 00:46:54,179 --> 00:46:55,280 - Listen to me. 920 00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,183 - Did you change the choreography? 921 00:47:00,551 --> 00:47:05,156 - Uh, I put back a few of the steps that we cut. 922 00:47:05,190 --> 00:47:07,458 - The ones you thought I couldn't do. 923 00:47:07,492 --> 00:47:09,127 - What--what do you want me to say, Gwen? 924 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,529 - You never wanted me in this part, did you? 925 00:47:11,562 --> 00:47:13,131 - Gwen, come on. What-- 926 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:17,368 - You never thought I could carry the show, did you? 927 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,704 Did you? 928 00:47:20,605 --> 00:47:22,540 Well? - I thought you could do it 929 00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:25,210 15 years ago when we first started talking about it. 930 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,750 [dramatic music] 931 00:47:32,783 --> 00:47:39,790 * 932 00:47:46,764 --> 00:47:48,766 Gwen... 933 00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:52,337 [receiver clicking] 934 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:58,043 * 935 00:47:58,076 --> 00:47:59,177 What? 936 00:47:59,210 --> 00:48:01,913 * 937 00:48:01,947 --> 00:48:04,049 - I'm thinking that maybe we should walk home 938 00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:05,716 through the park. 939 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:08,386 It's such a beautiful d-- but I do have so many people 940 00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,754 that I want to call. 941 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,622 I wonder if it's too soon. 942 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:16,227 - Uh, yeah. - What? 943 00:48:16,261 --> 00:48:18,229 What? - Uh, n--nothing. 944 00:48:18,263 --> 00:48:19,630 Uh, I'm just-- - What? 945 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:22,633 What is it? What's wr--what's wrong? 946 00:48:22,667 --> 00:48:26,504 - No, it's just, uh, am I-- 947 00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,277 Am I the father? Tell me the truth. 948 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:36,614 Am I-- - You cannot be serious. 949 00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:38,549 - You heard--I mean, Littman, you heard what he said 950 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:39,951 and my sperm... 951 00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:43,721 He can't--he says I can't-- - Yes, I know. 952 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:44,922 - Well, then what-- 953 00:48:44,956 --> 00:48:46,657 - But that's why it's a miracle. 954 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:53,298 - Who else have you-- who else have you been with? 955 00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:56,267 - You are out of your mind. 956 00:48:59,304 --> 00:49:00,905 Bobby. 957 00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:02,907 [dramatic music] 958 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:06,077 You are the only man for me. 959 00:49:06,111 --> 00:49:08,013 * 960 00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:09,247 I love you. 961 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,250 * 962 00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:13,418 Okay? 963 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:20,525 * 964 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:25,630 He did it on purpose. - You really shouldn't talk. 965 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,767 - No publicity. No ads. 966 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,970 It's all a big secret to protect me. 967 00:49:33,004 --> 00:49:36,641 It was just a trick to make the critics interested enough 968 00:49:36,674 --> 00:49:39,644 to come back again and review it without me. 969 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,680 - You should quit. 970 00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:47,085 I'm serious, Gwen. 971 00:49:50,821 --> 00:49:53,324 Why go back if Bob doesn't appreciate you? 972 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:55,560 You don't need this. You don't need him. 973 00:49:55,593 --> 00:50:00,398 - With a review like this, the show will run for years. 974 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:05,736 The royalties will set Nicole up forever. 975 00:50:05,770 --> 00:50:08,739 - Nicole's fine. 976 00:50:08,773 --> 00:50:10,375 She doesn't need your royalties. 977 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:14,612 - This is my job. Don't tell me how to do my job. 978 00:50:17,115 --> 00:50:18,216 - [sighs] 979 00:50:26,891 --> 00:50:29,194 - Well, hello, Carlos. - Miss Verdon. 980 00:50:29,227 --> 00:50:31,929 Welcome back. Oh. 981 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:33,598 - Wonderful to see you. How are you? 982 00:50:33,631 --> 00:50:35,266 - I'm well, I'm well. Thank you. 983 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:38,336 - Oh, I bet you had a busy few weeks at the stage door. 984 00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,406 - Mob scene every night. It was awful. 985 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:42,507 You're here early. 986 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,242 - Well, back to work. 987 00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,177 - Hey, listen, the cast is planning something to 988 00:50:46,211 --> 00:50:47,412 welcome you back. Now, it's a surprise. 989 00:50:47,445 --> 00:50:49,780 Don't tell them I said anything. 990 00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:52,217 - Mum's the word. - How you feeling? 991 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,185 - I'm good. Much better. 992 00:50:54,219 --> 00:50:55,786 Thank you for asking. Much better. 993 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:58,756 Better than ever. 994 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:04,028 * But oh it's Heaven 995 00:51:04,061 --> 00:51:09,467 * Nowadays 996 00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:12,470 [dramatic music] 997 00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:19,610 * 998 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,014 [dramatic music] 999 00:52:30,047 --> 00:52:36,721 * 1000 00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:39,457 - So cute. What a punim. 1001 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:45,162 - I know. Look at that head of hair. 1002 00:52:45,196 --> 00:52:47,532 - Nicole looks exactly like Bobby. 1003 00:52:47,565 --> 00:52:48,999 Those eyes. 1004 00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:50,535 - Well, luckily Nancy looks just like you. 1005 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:54,205 - Oh, thank the Lord. [laughs] 1006 00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:55,906 - [baby cooing] 1007 00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:59,477 - Did you finally decide on a middle name? 1008 00:52:59,510 --> 00:53:01,246 - Providence. 1009 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,714 - Oh, beautiful. 1010 00:53:03,748 --> 00:53:10,755 * 1011 00:53:13,791 --> 00:53:15,526 - Hello. Oh-- 1012 00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:16,994 [shushes] - [baby cooing] 1013 00:53:17,027 --> 00:53:19,930 - There's Daddy. It's Daddy. 1014 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,367 Hi, Daddy. 1015 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,804 * 1016 00:53:29,139 --> 00:53:32,076 ["All That Jazz" playing] 1017 00:53:32,109 --> 00:53:37,282 * 1018 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:40,685 - * Come on babe why don't we paint the town * 1019 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,620 * 1020 00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,789 * And all that jazz 1021 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:48,693 * I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down * 1022 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:50,861 * 1023 00:53:50,895 --> 00:53:52,597 * And all that jazz 1024 00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:56,601 * Start the car I know a whoopee spot * 1025 00:53:56,634 --> 00:54:00,405 * Where the gin is cold but the piano's hot * 1026 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:02,273 * It's just a noisy hall 1027 00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:04,542 * Where there's a nightly brawl * 1028 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:11,549 * And all that jazz 1029 00:54:11,582 --> 00:54:12,983 * 1030 00:54:13,017 --> 00:54:14,519 * That jazz 1031 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:20,325 [dramatic music] 1032 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:27,365 * 1033 00:55:19,316 --> 00:55:21,552 MAN: Five, six, seven, eight. 1034 00:55:21,586 --> 00:55:24,188 (drumming) 1035 00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:27,992 (horns playing) 1036 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,760 (fingers snapping) 1037 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:43,741 Again. 1038 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:48,045 Fosse/Verdon. All new, Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 1039 00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,615 I would like some of that glitter. 1040 00:55:50,715 --> 00:55:52,417 Whatever for, Master? 1041 00:55:52,450 --> 00:55:54,619 I'm going to sprinkle it on my face and on my body, 1042 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,721 like Twilight. 1043 00:55:58,222 --> 00:56:00,458 ANNOUNCER: What We Do in the Shadows, 1044 00:56:00,558 --> 00:56:03,728 all new Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 1045 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:09,199 (shrieks) Rocket pack! 1046 00:56:09,233 --> 00:56:11,569 You know how much fuel you just wasted? 1047 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:15,473 Oh, no. How much paint did Michelangelo waste on the Sistine Chapel? 1048 00:56:15,573 --> 00:56:17,475 ANNOUNCER: Archer 1999. 1049 00:56:17,575 --> 00:56:20,277 Premieres Wednesday, May 29 on FXX. 1050 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,547 (record static) 1051 00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:26,050 (hip-hop beat) 1052 00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,222 (rapid drumming) 1053 00:56:32,256 --> 00:56:35,893 (beat resumes) 1054 00:56:37,828 --> 00:56:39,897 -WOMAN 1: I heard he's a savior. -WOMAN 2: I heard he's a mutant. 1055 00:56:39,930 --> 00:56:41,566 -He's a god. -Hi, Alice. 1056 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:44,168 I help people open their minds. 1057 00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:46,737 -Is this a cult? -Ticktock, little birdie. 1058 00:56:48,338 --> 00:56:51,175 -I'm a good person. -You end the world. 1059 00:56:51,275 --> 00:56:53,744 -Why do you need to time travel? -It's about saving lives. 1060 00:56:53,778 --> 00:56:54,812 Starting with mine. 1061 00:56:57,347 --> 00:56:58,282 (screams) 1062 00:56:58,315 --> 00:57:00,184 MAN: How do you surprise someone 1063 00:57:00,284 --> 00:57:02,820 who can go back in time and warn himself?